i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
Correct. I assume the S stands for Swagtastic. :p
That’s funny to me, because I just realized something.
Bill’s middle same starts with an “S”. Fred’s middle name is Sebastian.
Ted’s middle name is Thoedore. Howie’s middle name is Theodore.
It’s totally stupid and trivial, I just laughed because the coincidence amused me.
Wait… In the Bill & Ted movies, you never find out what Bill’s middle name is, do you? It’s just “Bill S. Preston, Esq.” the whole time?
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