possessedscholar:

beesmygod:

your hubris will be the end of you

He got gud.

possessedscholar:

beesmygod:

your hubris will be the end of you

He got gud.

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miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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uzusanageyama:

astrohime:

i paid for this 

ive been trying to come up with something to say about this for like 10 minutes but i cant. i cant say anything. elly paid this man real, legal united states currency to tell me my kill la kill husbando is shit

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Correct. I assume the S stands for Swagtastic. :p

That’s funny to me, because I just realized something.

Bill’s middle same starts with an “S”. Fred’s middle name is Sebastian.
Ted’s middle name is Thoedore. Howie’s middle name is Theodore.

It’s totally stupid and trivial, I just laughed because the coincidence amused me.

kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe

kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe

Wait… In the Bill & Ted movies, you never find out what Bill’s middle name is, do you? It’s just “Bill S. Preston, Esq.” the whole time?

dickgrayzon:

How to spot a fake geek guy:

  • says robin is useless
  • says aquaman is useless
  • worships batman bc batman is invincible
  • doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
  • makes “hero vs hero” posts
  • probably smells like axe

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noibatitty:

freeiwatobiswimm:

Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o

THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE HERE THIS TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD. I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO GET ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS TO VOICE ACT THOSE PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

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weimeraner:

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
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magnezone:

a-trex:

please, and thanks

THANKS FOR THIS!!!

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